dont mess with the malaysian

yeah kt negara kite ni bleh dikatakan banyak gak budaya china india melayu and bla2 huhu malas nak typing ok for ur infomation suma rakyat malaysia lebih dari 70% taw ckp bahasa mat salleh(as we call it english) but mostly dieorg xbleh nak control or thinking when they'rell in situation when meet a foreigner. cm aku gak..aku pon kekadang tu kelamkabut gak ahaha aku ade fact and benda penah belaku depan mata aku and aku gelak2


situasi 1
bukit bintang : this foreigner from india ask this malay guy
india foreigner: Excuse me sir,where is pavillion?
salim: pavillion? owh ok2 i got it, tu...tu....tu depan tu
india foreigner: uhh? pardon me?
salim: tu la...depan tu,ehhh jap2(berpikir sat dalam english words) sorry2 there,straight you...u go straight and u find it
india foreigner: i cant understand u sir?
salim:ya allah ko ni aku dh cakap ingeris ko xphm nak aku ckp india ke?
then another foreigner from uk i think and answer
mat salleh itu gelak and xberkata ape2 just tunjuk pakai jari je orang india tu dah paham

situasi 2
ok itu dari segi kurang hajar plak
foreigner guy:excuse me ,how i can go to pudu with bus from here?
samat:i dont know la(walaupon taw tapi die xmo bgtaw sbb die bukan orang sini)
foreigner guy: owh ok thanks
samat: hang buat baik2 apa aku tabuh hang skali baru hang taw,butoh pak hang la!


foreigner pretty girls:excuse me, hello where i can go to sentral market from here?
samat:(perghhh cun siot) owhhh i knowww...awat i dont know plak? ok u go to that bus stop and u naik bus u21,sure smpai la,if u dont want take bus i can send u,free je
luckily that girl know abit malay language
foreigner pretty girl:its ok sir i can take it by bus terima kasih

ahahah maybe i hope all malay can be more polite to all foreigner cause we are malaysian,kite kene ade adab and biar dieorg balik sane then ckp,wahh all malaysian people are good people cool,but luckily is not